The internet jukebox in your favorite dive bar should come with a warning and some way to get your money back. Since there isn’t, I’ll go ahead and inform you. You may find yourself searching by song “Total Eclipse of the Heart” late at night, and find that there is a version by an artist you’ve never heard of named Beth. You will also notice that this song is off an album titled “Ineditos” Lo Mejor De Operacion Triunfo Vol 2.
You will then play it immediately, and while you wait, go crazy with the thought that you found the internet jukebox goldmine, a cover of Total Eclipse of the Heart in Spanish. You picture yourself being greeted as a liberator, as you go dive bar to dive bar across the country playing “Eclipse Total del Corazón” for the people. And, needless to say, you’ll be very disappointed to learn it is just a normal cover in English.
I’m writing a letter demanding my dollar back as we speak.